God Took His Bike Chain and Made His Favorite Mortal a Coffee Table
Coffee tables . I ’m go to ruin your coffee table . It merit to be smashed — it ’s misfortunate . It sit down there , reverberate light , collecting debris , diss me with its presence . Why ? Why ? Your coffee tree table is not a gigantic bicycle chain . mind — should you get this Olympian magazine podium , the Flexible Elos — its very name sounds like something from Jupiter ’s rim — you well have some damn worthy texts to put on top ....