A working corpse who compile cryptobiological specimens and keeps them from menacing the hapless people encounters a mundane adult female who weird clobber constantly happens to . A. Lee Martinez‘s Monster feels like a sillier version of Joss Whedon ’s Angel .
Monster ’s main reference , also distinguish Monster , is a sad - sack human who responds to 911 calls that regard trolling , kobolds , ancient Japanese demons and other weird creatures that intrude into our populace and threaten to upset the delicate balance of our companionship . He ’s been bitten by a weird creature , so now he changes colors every time he falls gone , and each color commit him a unlike , unremarkably useless , power . His sidekick is a paper gnome mention Chester , from another dimension , and his lady friend is an vicious succubus from Hell .
teras ’s content ( more or less ) to drift through his life , never in reality take the initiative , until he meets Judy , a convience store prole . Like almost all humans , Judy ’s unaware of the being of conjuring trick , and when she see it , she soon forgets it afterwards . Except that Judy is some kind of magic attractive feature , and weird creatures and flakey fantasm start up wherever she goes . Judy and Monster are storm to team up to discover the reason for her weird creature plague , and they stumble on a plot to score out the very human race from existence .
Martinez is known for his zippy , snappy book of account — last year ’s The Automatic Detective was a fun read — and Monster is no exclusion . It ’s fun and zany , and you ’ll likely read it in one session . The parade of goat monsters , yeti and walrus dogs keeps the natural process moving , and both Monster and Judy are appealingly shlubby heroes , who just want to get on with their life but keep getting snarl up in dotty mishaps . Like in this handing over , where they confront a walrus dog from Greenland in a greasy buffet car :
He completed the rune , satisfied it would do the trick .
“ Now what ? ” she asked .
“ Now I throw this at it , freeze it in a block of ice . I make the world secure for greasy - diner - departer everywhere , and get a few bucks for my hassle . ”
“ You said it ’s from Greenland , right ? ”
“ Yes . ”
“ Well , is n’t Greenland the one with all the ice ? What if it does n’t suspend ? ”
“ Actually , Iceland is the one with all the ice , ” he said .
“ No , it is n’t . ”
Monster spoke through a tightly clinched jaw . “ It does n’t weigh . Even if Greenland is the one with the ice — which it is n’t because that would make no goddamn sense — this is n’t regular ice . This is magic ice . ”
The banter between Monster and Judy , with Chester the paper gnome jump in every now and then , is unremarkably somewhat engaging . And Monster ’s relationship with his evil gender - starve diva girlfriend , who ’s actually really evil , is a playfulness track subplot .
You get just enough of the weird workings of this magical universe to keep it intriguing — magic is everywhere , but most homo are “ incognizants ” or , if they ’re favorable , “ wanton incognizants , ” who can just just perceive magic but ca n’t call up it . It ’s as if we ’re the butt of a majuscule cosmic joke .
lamentably there ’s one area where Monster falls flat , and that ’s the overall plot of ground . As long as it ’s the chronicle of two loveable loser grapple with an plague of supernatural creatures , it ’s a playfulness read . But the novel ’s overarch plot slowly rears it ’s head , supported by a huge superstructure of infodumps and limp exposition . There ’s a woman named Lotus who ’s jillion of old age erstwhile , and Monster and Judy are pawns in her game of universal domination , sort of . The more the story becomes about Lotus and her naughty magnate - mad path , the less interesting it catch , and the more Martinez feels the need to say the reader instead of showing . The plot only really kicks into high power train in the last third of the Word , but it feels like a colossal let - down .
All in all , Monster contend to be a fun drive — but only as an inconsequent recreation . When it tries to have a larger plot , or more significant suddenly it run out of gas .
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