Oh human , Paul W.S. Anderson ’s take on the destruction of the papistical city of Pompeii looks ridiculous . What are the bets that someone unintentionally spill a stash of ancient triggerman powder and shrapnel into Mount Vesuvius , thus sprain the volcano into a GUNCANO ? What form of atrocious , turkey - like haphazardness will the EXPLODING ASH PODS make ? And how much slo - mo screen prison term will Kit Harington ’s abs take up ?
Pompeii will be in theater February 21st , because it ’s a erotic love story .
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