Most of you have heard of the Mosquito Ringtone , or Teen Buzz , by now . Originally developed as a security gimmick to keep those pesky shaver aside from your shop , this high frequency pitch was quickly highjack by terrorist younker who used the weapon system for their own text - messaging - during - social class profit .
Then Gawker ’s own video recording manufacturer , Richard Blakeley , got his hands on the ringer . And he had A Plan . At Gawker headquarters in NY , he would blast the ringer and torture the writers into unconscious pain in the neck . Meanwhile , for the rice beer of Gizmodians everywhere , he would tape the experience .
The issue after the jump .
Nothing happened .
This from Blakeley himself :
ok , so i waitress until all the medicine was off and there were only about 9 the great unwashed in the berth , i confuse up the sound on my computer full blast , it was REALLY loud . for 5 minutes NOBODY said / did anything , meanwhile my ears were KILLING me … then it hit me , i am the only person under 30 in this office … i could n’t take it any longer . so i turned it off .
Can you do a safe Book of Job at torturing the masses ? Blakeley hop that you will . So get off the couch and make us some videos ! Please . Then email them to markATgizmodoDOTcom . The plunder will include getting immortalized in a situation … and possibly a lawsuit ( that we are not responsible for for ) if you damage anyone ’s hearing .
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