Coffee tables . I ’m go to ruin your coffee table . It merit to be smashed — it ’s misfortunate . It sit down there , reverberate light , collecting debris , diss me with its presence . Why ? Why ? Your coffee tree table is not a gigantic bicycle chain .
mind — should you get this Olympian magazine podium , the Flexible Elos — its very name sounds like something from Jupiter ’s rim — you well have some damn worthy texts to put on top . Like the Rosetta Stone . Or an original ( signed ) copy of The Iliad . This deep brown tabular array is not only tremendous , but conciliatory . Wrap it around your body . Make it into a zag - zigzag . Make a great priapic symbolization with it . Use it in a demonstration on Freud . twist around it . Twist it , because you ’re twisted . You and your perverted mind , and your massive , unique coffee mesa . Now who want some god damn coffee . [ DesignSpotterviaOhGizmo ! ]
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