If you ’ve ever googled a simple interrogative like “ How old is Ted Cruz ? ” , you ’ve probably attend Rich Answers , which play up featured responses from the vane in a little blank box seat . As it turns out , the hunting locomotive is just as eager to resolve far more rabbinical dubiousness like “ Why am I so shopworn ? ” ( thyroid disease maybe ) , “ Where does lice come from ? ” ( guinea grunter possibly ) and “ Is Mr. Clean gay ? ”
As Twitter user Darren Lynchrecently key out , the response to the last one is astonishingly complex :
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— dabzilla : minus one ( @Krakhead)October 24 , 2016
“ Mr. Clean is neither gay , true nor bi , he is asexual because sex of any sort is just too foul for him , ” explains Google , quote a Quora post from 2014 . “ His first sexual love has always been clean . He ca n’t even bear to be seen in anything but clean , perfectly white clothes . So it has been his whole life-time . ”
So there you have it , common people . Like bothSpongebobandJughead , Mr. Clean is ace .
https://gizmodo.com/this-weeks-jughead-comic-will-reaffirm-that-jughead-is-1757915686
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